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To: Mother Nature
From: Northwest Division
Re: Yesterday


We respectfully suggest that there might be an error in your system.
In support of our claim, kindly consider the following evidence:

#1: Photo of front patio, taken at 9 a.m.:

#2: taken from same location, six hours later:

We in the Human Department respectfully request
that you check your database for March.
We believe it contains the following fatal code error:

"Lion-In; Lamb-out" is reference to the ENTIRE MONTH, not a single day.

Thanks in advance,
casa akabini

p.s. In case this was threadingwater's idea of a little joke, please let her know we have a case of squirrels ready to ship to WI at a moment's notice. Just sayin'.