Here's a big shout out to DJ Snej, my guru of cool, the guy I've looked up to for advice on music and quantum physics my whole entire life.
It's really a shame that I didn't cotton on earlier to how great a guy he is, and how nice he was to me growing up. I mean, honestly – I have rafts of cousins back in Zee Old Country who remember me for my shrieks of "PEEETERR! CUT IT OUT!"
Sorry about that, bro.
Does it help that I think you're wicked cool now?
Didja get the goodie box from me today?